HE’S GOT NO HAIR…: In The Beginning
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006Gareth Johnson is the new weekly columnist for our Tottenham Hotspur guest column, He’s Got No Hair And We Don’t Care
It?s 2004 and England have just been knocked out of a major finals by a Luis Felipe Scolari inspired Portugal. Rooney, England?s young hope, in fact, only hope, leaves the field injured and any impetus evaporates. Ricardo, the Portugal keeper, ensures we go no further on penalties.
It?s 2006 and England just been knocked out of a major finals by a Luis Felipe Scolari inspired Portugal. Rooney, England?s young hope, in fact, only hope, leaves the field having been sent off and any impetus evaporates. Ricardo, the Portugal keeper, ensures we go no further on penalties.
So the international scene is as depressing as ever and nothing much changes in two years. However, for all those that follow Tottenham, things may well be changing. Two years ago, we sat on the verge of a French revolution as Jacques Santini rolled in two with players like Atouba and Edman. He also brought along this Dutch bloke called Martin Jol to assist with the coaching. All seemed to be going well, the first six games and no defeats. Jacques and his [add strong French accent] ?young team? were building something for the future. Then suddenly, just like all the French, his head rolled.
Depending on what you believe, this may well have been because he could not see the sea from his apartment. And here was me thinking the only divas were female popstars! David Pleat had taken over from Hoddle to steady the ship and with little skill, nearly sunk it. Now we had Martin Jol moving into the Head Coach position. Something like 6 straight defeats followed and you had to wonder where this was heading.
That was late 2004, it?s now July 2006 and for the first time since 1999, European football is going to be played at White Hart Lane and this Martin Jol fella has turned into a bit of a cult figure. Optimism, always a dangerous state of mind, is again swarming around a squad that now actually looks capable of competing. I cannot remember a season where, on paper, we have looked like seriously having a top 4 squad. Of course to do that, the manager needs to unite the team but Jol certainly seems to have the ability to do this. He has had to make difficult decisions along the way and alluded to it when the speculation surrounding Carrick?s future hit the papers.
Miguel Pedro Mendes is not a superstar in the style of a Deco, but he played a very important role at WHL. He was, as is now the common phrase, a water carrier. In all the performances I watched, he never let us down. Yet Jol removed him from the first team and put in his place Michael Carrick. Looking at his form now, it is very easy to say that this was not a difficult decision, but it was. Carrick was a promising talent that was depressed as Santini acquired him, probably under duress from the board, and then promptly kept him on the bench.
Jol has turned him into someone that could not make the starting XI into a key player and international star. There was also the famous incident when Keane did not get on as a sub and stormed down the tunnel. This was not too dissimilar to Bellamy against Arsenal while playing for Newcastle. His outburst led to him be sold and Newcastle flirting with the lower reaches of the Premiership. For Spurs, Jol turned Keane into Player of the Season and one of the top scorers in the Premiership. So where does this leave us? With a lot of pressure but a top manager, sorry, Head Coach!
There was pressure last season but nothing compared to what we will see next season. Going out early in the cup competitions was a blessing in disguise as the players were fresh. A stat banded about was that Tottenham had played the least number of games in the whole of the professional leagues in England. This season will be very different, we hope. The squad will have to perform to higher levels in all 38 league games and we would expect more domestic cup games. Adding in the European fixtures and it is going to be a test of fitness and man management.
Thus far, we have added one of the most prolific strikers in Europe, Berbatov, a midfielder that proved his ability in the World Cup, Zakora and one of the most highly rated full backs in France, Assou-Ekotto. Berbatov will fill the void left by Mido while the other players that have left, Kelly, Jackson, Naybet and Bunjy were bit part players anyway. However, more strengthening is needed.
Right back is not a position I am comfortable with as I look down the squad list and maybe a centre back and left winger would not go amiss. Apart from that, it looks to be a very decent squad that is certainly able to compete. Injuries and fitness levels are likely to be the main determinants of the season and I only hope that Dr Charlotte and co. can keep the players on the pitch.
Having rambled on about the ability of Jol and the strength of the squad, it is now time to close the first instalment of ?He?s got no hair and we don?t care? with a thought on the season. In many respects, this will be a coming of age for the squad. Alan Hansen famously said ?you never win anything with kids? as Man U, with a very young squad, went on to win trophy after trophy. Spurs too have a very young squad with bags of potential. The problem is potential is not always reached.
Without making a prediction as to how we may do in the various competitions, I just hope that the whole squad is able to progress. This is a very vague statement but should we ?progress?, it should be a promising and fulfilling season for us all. I notice a comment was made about the arrogance of Spurs fans on the previous column that filled this space, lets hope I have something to be arrogant about come the end of the season!
If you think this was rubbish, remember, us writers are also in pre-season training. Hopefully have a couple more ?training sessions? I should be match fit for the start of the season!
