Tall Transfer Tales of 2011

As 2011 comes to a close, I thought we could look back on the craziest transfer rumors of 2011 before the 2012 ones start.

So here they are, the strangest, the craziest and the down right stupid transfer rumors of 2011;

Ronaldinho to Blackburn (January 2011)

Ronaldinho playing for Flamengo

The story: The Brazil legend and World Cup winner was free to leave AC Milan at the start of the year, and new Blackburn Rovers owners Venky’s were only too pleased to be talking up the arrival of a big name.

Anuradha Desai, chairwoman of the chicken meat-processing company, told BBC Radio Lancashire: “He is keen to play in the EPL (Premier League) and I think that goes in our favour.

“To be precise [our offer] is 7.6m euros (£6.5m) for first year and about 8.5m euros (£7.2m) for the second and third years.”

The end result: Ronaldinho went back to Brazil, where he has enjoyed a productive first year with Flamengo.


Gary Cahill to Barcelona (September 2011)

The story: Cahill was the subject of interest from Arsenal, who had an ur

Cahill deals with Parker

gent need for a centre-back, at the end of the summer transfer window. Tottenham too came in for the Bolton defender, but neither could thrash out a deal for the 26-year-old.

Having stayed at Bolton but not extended his contract, which is due to expire in the summer, Cahill was always going to be linked with bigger clubs. But the champions of Europe was surely a rumour too far.

The end result: Cahill remains at Bolton, but the club have confirmed that Chelsea have made an approach for the defender.


Carlos Tevez to West Ham (October 2011)

Teves focuses on his career

The story: Carlos Tevez managed to upset just about everyone one balmy September in Germany, and one disciplinary hearing later, was all but out of Manchester City. But to where?

One rather hopeful former club of the Argentine’s, West Ham United, chirped up that they would be quite happy to offer him some Championship football.

The end result: Five days after registering their interest, the club admitted it was all a bit unlikely (laid in glorious relief by the simultaneous interest that the club were eyeing El-Hadji Diouf instead).

Tevez, meanwhile, has been working hard on his golf handicap, and may even play a spot of football in 2012 if Manchester City can thrash out a deal with AC Milan or cash-rich Paris St-Germain.


David Beckham to QPR (September 2011)

Beckham whips one in

The story: New owner wants to make a splash — now where have we seen that before? QPR aimed to make a statement under Tony Fernandes by signing the 36-year-old, informing the press that the prospect of Becks’s arrival was “not a pipe-dream”.

Beckham’s career, which has included glamorous stops in the likes of Madrid and Milan, was never likely to end up in this corner of West London.

The end result: QPR have cooled their interest in the former England midfielder, and the world’s press is unanimously tipping a move to big-spenders PSG.


David Villa to Aston Villa (December 2011)

Villa celebrates after scoring a cracker in the Champions League Final

The story: Spain’s all-time top-scorer is at the most successful side in club football, and despite playing a large part in their recent triumphs, might fancy a switch to England.

The choices Spanish newspaper Marca reported him as having were Chelsea (just about), Liverpool (hmmm) and Aston Villa (eh?)

The end result: We’ll never know if David Villa would have got his dream move to the club he shares a name with — he broke his leg in an unfortunate challenge playing against Al Sadd in the Club World Cup semi-final, and faces five months on the sidelines.


Cristiano Ronaldo to somewhere for £150m (May 2011)

Ronaldo has remarkable record at Real

The story: The world’s most expensive player, Cristiano Ronaldo, had fallen out with his Real Madrid manager, Jose Mourinho — and the Spanish capital wasn’t big enough for both their egos.

Ronaldo could leave Real, claimed reports, provided someone was willing to stump up a £150m transfer fee and pay some fairly hefty wages.

The end result: Last time we checked, Ronaldo remains in Madrid, still banging in the goals and getting on well with his Portuguese compatriot Mourinho. Gun jumped a bit on that story, then.


Accrington’s Jimmy Ryan to Real Zaragoza (May 2011)

The story: The Accrington player said he knew nothing of reports linking him with a switch to the Liga side. The club said they wanted to hold on to their player, but couldn’t stand in the way of a big enough offer.

The end result: Ryan ended up switching clubs – but not to Spain’s top flight, rather the third tier of English football. Zaragoza failed to cement their ‘interest’ as the slightly more likely Scunthorpe swooped.


Guus Hiddink’s £66m offer to manage Anzhi Makhachkala (September 2011)

Is this man £66m

The story: The then Turkey manager would get £22m a year to take the reins of the wealthy Russian club, who had just reportedly broken the record wage level for a footballer by signing Internazionale’s Samuel Eto’o.

The end result: Hiddink quit his job towards the end of the year having been unable to steer Turkey through their Euro 2012 play-off, while Anzhi player Roberto Carlos has been promoted to manager.


It’s been a good year for transfer, especially if you’re a Manchester City fan! Lets hope it’s even better one 2012

2 thoughts on “Tall Transfer Tales of 2011

  1. Easy on Alan, that one’s not over just yet. Quotes from your boy today: “I would always say that, theoretically, there is a small chance I could leave, if the club receive a suitable offer and it’s one I wouldn’t want to turn down, but the reality is that I expect to stay at Spurs until June, and then we will see. Everything is possible.”

    “Everything is possible”. Footballer speak for “If I and/or my agent have my/our way then I’m off, but I can’t actually say that just in case it doesn’t happen and I’m stuck here, so to hedge my bets I’ll rule nothing in or out.”

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